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Erin
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|  Subject: Chuck Norris Joke Topic  Thu May 07, 2009 10:35 am | |
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Mix
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Thu May 07, 2009 10:40 am | |
| Chuck Norris can divide by zero. | |
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Erin
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Thu May 07, 2009 10:46 am | |
| Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. | |
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Mix
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Thu May 07, 2009 10:48 am | |
| Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. | |
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Tipu
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 4:10 am | |
| Chuck Norris built pyramids. Within a minute. With a boiled wiener. | |
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Rooke
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 12:18 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris has his own private estate in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. We know this as the Burmuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers. | |
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Rooke
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 12:21 pm | |
| - Mix wrote:
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
This is perhaps my favorite Chuck Norris joke. xD That and the two i already posted. =3 | |
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Erin
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 10:20 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | |
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Mix
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 10:34 pm | |
| Chuck Norris knows whether you're nice or naughty. | |
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Erin
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 10:37 pm | |
| Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. | |
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Erin
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 10:38 pm | |
| This is one of my favorites.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. | |
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Rooke
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Fri May 15, 2009 11:30 pm | |
| Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris round-house kicked a dead chicken and brought it back to life. He round-house kicked it again and killed it. Chuck giveth, and Chuck taketh away.
Air needs Chuck Norris to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chartalon
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Sat May 16, 2009 9:48 am | |
| Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. | |
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Rooke
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Mon May 18, 2009 1:01 pm | |
| Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip.
Chuck Norris is sueing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Mon May 18, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| God said, "Let there be light". Chuck Norris said, "Say please" | |
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Erin
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Mon May 18, 2009 7:49 pm | |
| If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down. | |
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Rooke
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Joke Topic Mon May 18, 2009 10:07 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris. | |
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